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The Haiku Handicapper Presented By NYRA Bets: 2023 Travers Stakes

Time to analyze the 2023 Travers Stakes field, in post position order, in the form of Haiku; a Japanese poem of 17 syllables, in three lines of five, seven, and five. To read previous editions of The Haiku Handicapper, click here. #1 – Forte Hard-fought Jim Dandy Division still goes through him Always a win threat […]

The Haiku Handicapper Presented By FanDuel Racing: 2023 Belmont Stakes

Time to analyze the 2023 Belmont Stakes field, in post position order, in the form of Haiku; a Japanese poem of 17 syllables, in three lines of five, seven, and five. To read previous editions of The Haiku Handicapper, click here. #1 – Tapit Shoes Were this a Grade 3 He’d offer tons of value This […]

The Haiku Handicapper Presented By FanDuel Racing: 2023 Preakness Stakes

Time to analyze the 2023 Preakness Stakes field, in post position order, in the form of Haiku; a Japanese poem of 17 syllables, in three lines of five, seven, and five. To read previous editions of The Haiku Handicapper, click here. #1 – National Treasure He never stood out In SoCal’s depleted ranks Somehow still live […]

The Haiku Handicapper Presented By FanDuel Racing: 2023 Black-Eyed Susan Stakes

Time to analyze the 2023 Black-Eyed Susan Stakes field, in post position order, in the form of Haiku; a Japanese poem of 17 syllables, in three lines of five, seven, and five. To read previous editions of The Haiku Handicapper, click here. #1 – Sacred Wish Off to a late start Quickly proving she belongs Stands […]

The Haiku Handicapper Presented By FanDuel Racing: 2023 Kentucky Derby

Time to analyze the 2023 Kentucky Derby field, in post position order, in the form of Haiku; a Japanese poem of 17 syllables, in three lines of five, seven, and five. To read previous editions of The Haiku Handicapper, click here. #1 – Hit Show Lost a brutal bob But proved he could take a punch […]

The Haiku Handicapper Presented By FanDuel Racing: 2023 Kentucky Oaks

Time to analyze the 2023 Kentucky Oaks field, in post position order, in the form of Haiku; a Japanese poem of 17 syllables, in three lines of five, seven, and five. To read previous editions of The Haiku Handicapper, click here. #1 – Mimi Kakushi Showed grit in Meydan Appreciate her patience But class jump’s daunting […]

The Haiku Handicapper Presented By NYRA Bets: 2022 Breeders’ Cup Classic

Time to analyze the 2022 Breeders’ Cup Classic field, in post position order, in the form of Haiku; a Japanese poem of 17 syllables, in three lines of five, seven, and five. To read previous editions of The Haiku Handicapper, click here. #1 – Taiba Catches easy pace Weakened in white-hot Derby He’ll see the latter […]

The Haiku Handicapper Presented By NYRA Bets: 2022 Breeders’ Cup Juvenile

Time to analyze the 2022 Breeders’ Cup Juvenile field, in post position order, in the form of Haiku; a Japanese poem of 17 syllables, in three lines of five, seven, and five. To read previous editions of The Haiku Handicapper, click here. #1 – Hurricane J An ambitious jump Has to keep up with Cave Rock […]

The Haiku Handicapper Presented By NYRABets: 2022 Belmont Stakes

Time to analyze the 2022 Belmont Stakes field, in post position order, in the form of Haiku; a Japanese poem of 17 syllables, in three lines of five, seven, and five. To read previous editions of The Haiku Handicapper, click here. #1 – We the People If he gets his way, He could lead them around […]

The Haiku Handicapper Presented By NYRA Bets: 2022 Preakness Stakes

Time to analyze the 2022 Preakness Stakes field, in post position order, in the form of Haiku; a Japanese poem of 17 syllables, in three lines of five, seven, and five. To read previous editions of The Haiku Handicapper, click here. #1 – Simplification Outran Derby odds Clunkers are a rarity Why should that stop now? […]